sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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