I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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