good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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