the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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