You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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