Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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