Whod you bang
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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