so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i think i just lost a toe
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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