You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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