Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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