We're facebook friends in real life
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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