i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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