I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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