Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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