Please, let me fuck your mom
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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