its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
