Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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