haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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