What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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