What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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