she was so not down for the gang bang
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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