Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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