Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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