I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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