I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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