She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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