idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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