Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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