That's intense
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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