Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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