I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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