I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
