My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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