Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
