All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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