I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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