My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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