Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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