did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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