Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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