How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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