I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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