My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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