chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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