If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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