So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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