Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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