the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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