I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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