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what?
penguin condom
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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