She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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