you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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